posted by wellwaterhysteria
just came up with a really great joke you guys are gonna love this
julius caesar (who just prematurely ejaculated): veni...
his unimpressed partner: ...vidi
posted by okthatsgreat
once i figure out how to undoom her from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON
-- Arthur Holmwood
posted by pseudomantis
They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it
posted by anonbea
Am I allowed to slowly fall for you like a frog staring across a pond, slowly working up the courage to swim over to you, an ornately decorated coy fish, who I would never be able to communicate with. Because like. It's true. But also I would feel disrespectful staring at you with my protruding eyes without permission. At least to do so any longer.
posted by catmask
cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in
girlfriend is a type of cat. maybe
posted by demilypyro
ive never held hands with a boy before what if i get pregnant
What if he gets pregnant?
oh my god I didn’t even think about that
posted by nchntd
In the club
I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.
posted by littlealienproducts
posted by apretadas
This is joyous
posted by fuckyeahchinesefashion
I don’t see the point of this. The scenery was already there, and the artist added nothing to it except to show off
no but, most paint colour shifts as it dries, so not only is this artist adjusting for light and weather conditions, but ALSO paint variability, AND the colour matching is absolutely on point, which is hard as hell. This kind of exercise would make for really powerful skill building, and would take a hell of a lot of practice to get to the level in the video.
I cannot comprehend the mindset you’d have to be in to see something this spectacular and think “what a show off”
Anyway, hey y'all look at this amazing testament to artistic brilliance! Ignore the vacuous philistine in the front row.
posted by miseria-fortes-viros
i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now
posted by gifted-minerva
Jules–Elie Delaunay (1828 - 1891)
Young Woman with a Sword
late 19th century
posted by lasagras
So, I was studying for my finals and reading the bit in Snorri’s Edda about Ragnarok and at one point a wolf swallows the moon and it says “og gerir sá og mikið ógagn”. Now, I understand that the meaning of the words have changed a bit over time and all that, but to a modern Icelandic speaker, this just sounds like “one of the wolves took the moon, which was unhelpful”
posted by vamprisms
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost
At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again
posted by gsirvitor
